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…of Babies.

Second grader #1: Hey, is your mama having a baby sister?
Second grader #2: No, she just likes to eat a lot.

–Schoolyard, Brooklyn

  • Posted on April 19, 2015
  • Brooklyn, Diet/Weight, Physical appearance, Pregnancy & Birth Control, Questions, Students
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