Teen: I just like popcorn, cake, and Pepsi, so my mind’s going crazy and I shake a lot…
–Chipotle, 33rd & 5th
Crazy girl on cell: … So he tells me I’m crazy. I’m not crazy! Why does he think I’m crazy?! There is no way I’m crazy! He’s crazy for thinking that!
–33rd & 6th
Angry black woman: Why are they taking pictures of the crazy man? Goddamn tourists! God damn them all!
–1 train station, Christopher St
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Tourist woman: I think the only people that speak English here are the crazy people screaming obscenities on the streets.
–Mulberry & Broome
Chick on cell: Then again, who am I to talk about being crazy? I have a clove of garlic in my cooch!
–113th & Broadway
Overheard by: McFreaky