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One Of Manhattan's Sacred Cows

Jaywalker #1 (honked at): Fuck you! Learn how to drive!
Jaywalker #2: Yeah, get a bike, save the environment!
Passerby: Uhh…that's a garbage truck.

–6th & Spring

  • Posted on February 6, 2009
  • Cars and Driving, Insults, Soho, Strangers, Street
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