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Opening Dialogue For the Newest Law and Order: SVU Episode

Woman #1: Oh my God, it looks just like a peach without the fur!
Woman #2: That’s called a nectarine.

–Whole Foods, 7th Ave

Overheard by: Peter Brown

  • Posted on August 19, 2006
  • Compare/Contrast, Fruit, Grocery Stores, Idiots, Stupidity, Women
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