Or Maybe He Did Remember, Took You Out to a Nice Dinner, Liquored You Up, Fucked You in the Ass, and Gave You an STD for Your Trouble?

Guy #1: What? He gave you crabs?
Guy #2: Well, apparently he didn’t remember I was allergic to shellfish.

–The Village

Posted on September 18, 2014
Food, Guys, STDs, The Village