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Or Maybe Learn to Drink

Girl #1: She's playing rugby?!
Girl #2: Yeah, I guess it's really intense.
Girl #1: I'm gonna play quidditch in college.

–W 62nd St & Central Park West

  • Posted on February 3, 2016
  • Girls, School and studying, Sports, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
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