Dude: I’d make out with Joshua* for non-gay reasons.
–Forest Ave, Staten Island
Overheard by: lol
Professor: A bar is not always a bar. You walk into a gay bar and you’ll see it’s not your ordinary bar. In ordinary bars men get excited and yell at the television. In gay bars men get excited, yell at each other, and hold hands!
–Freshman writing class, NYU
Overheard by: elle woods-chelseahuckabay
Professional queer to friend: It’s my mission to bring gay to everything, including bullet points.
–Urge, 2nd & 2nd
Overheard by: John
Queer: The Tony Award nominations were announced this morning, and now Jerry Falwell is dead. It’s such a great day to be gay!
–Union Square
Man: Yeah, we had the baby. Then I told her I was gay.
–103rd & Broadway
Overheard by: Kathleen
Thug on cell: The problem is that I have a faggy face! My face is just too faggy!
–42nd, between Broadway & 8th
Overheard by: Kitty
Suit: I love you, man! If I were gay, you’d be the first ass I’d bang.
–Houston & 6th
Overheard by: JEI
