Hobo: Hey, ladies. [Girls giggle.] You smell so good — like Campbell’s soup!
–10th & Broadway
Overheard by: Emily
Man on cell: You tell your smelly sisters that they have to shower tonight.
–39th & 5th
Queer hipster to fag hag: Oh my god, his placenta stank!
Overheard by: Lauren
Chick to friend: Shut up, or I’ll sniff you in a minute!
JAP: Ew, like — I like, washed my hair, like, this morning… Why does it, like, smell? Ewww… That’s sooo bimmey!
Chipper thugette: I smell pussy!
–L train, Bedford stop