Teen: There’s a world war in my pants, and everyone’s invited!
–Ft. Greene Pl
Overheard by: Liz
Mini thug to girls: Damn, bitches, slow down! You know a nigga can’t walk in these pants.
–Queens
Hot chick: I’m just so sick of putting on pants.
–E train, WTC
Overheard by: inothernews
Cougar: She pulled down his pants and there it was, like a machine gun! Just hangin’ there. Rat-a-tat-tat. It was that big.
–Blue & Gold, East Village
Overheard by: Evan
Man with hands down pants: I’m sorry… My penis is too long for these pants.
–62nd & Columbus
Overheard by: Caissie
