Female employee: Hey! Don't spray me with fucking Windex!
Male employee: Oh, calm down.
Female employee: No! That's a death threat where I come from.
Male employee: Where do you come from?
Female employee: …Jersey.
–Ricky's, 3rd Ave
Headline by: Ogi
Runners-Up:
· “I Lost a Cousin in a Drive-by Spraying” – courtney c.
· “I Was Just Trying to Make It Easier for Me to See Right Through You” – not clear
· “Raise Your Hand If You Saw That One Coming” – engsci
· “Where Everything’s a Death Threat.” – BabakganoosH
· “Yet the Golden Shower Was Fine With Her” – nicky c
