Large black lady: They have all sorts of bags here: small bags, big bags — you could fit, like, nine bodies in that bag.
–The Container Store, 5th Ave
Overheard by: Hannah
Fat queer: I want to be buried alive so I can eat myself out of it.
–Graham & Conselyea
Overheard by: Jesse
Girl on cell: I keep calling them and telling them not to kill him yet!
–8th & Broadway
Overheard by: my roommate and me
Man on cell: Is Anne available? She’s dead? Oh, okay then.
–54th & Park
Nine‐year‐old boy seeing rays of sunlight enter car: We’re above ground now! Now we can’t be killed!
–N train, Queens
