20‐ish girl: Jack is going to Vegas for a bachelor party Friday. Should I be worried? What really happens at those things, anyway?
30‐ish guy: It depends. The last one I went to was pretty low‐key, but I’ve been to plenty of crazy bachelor weekends with strippers and a double‐ended dildo.
20‐ish girl: That’s it?! I’ve been to tons of parties with strippers and dildos. That’s not that crazy.
30‐ish guy: When’s Jack back?
20‐ish girl: Sunday.
30‐ish guy: I think I might have a party Saturday.
–Union Square
