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Readers: Give Her a Clever Comeback

Girl #1: Ohmigosh, I just bought scratch ‘n sniff underwear! With an apple on it!
Girl #2: Why the hell would you want to scratch your ass and then sniff it?

–66th & Broadway

  • Posted on August 5, 2018
  • Ass, Bimbettes, Clothing, Girls, Scents of the City, Shopping, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
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