Woman: Oh, I just phoned him at five a.m. to tell him that I accidentally set the alarm clock at six a.m., so that he wouldn’t be woken up by it.
–14th St & 5th Ave
Overheard by: muffin
Man on cell: So you woke up and she was gone?! Sweet!
–95 Wall St
Overheard by: Samantha
Boriqua woman: My two‐year‐old refuses to understand the concept of ‘Shut the fuck up and go to sleep.’
–McDonald’s, Union Square
Overheard by: drew roddy
Two women singing: He knows when you’ve been sleeping, he knows when you’re awake; Santa Claus is stalkin’ ya, lock your doors for goodness sakes!
–Crowded 6 train
Overheard by: Ltrainer