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Same Applies for Judging Boyfriends

Woman: That one painting was gorgeous.
Man: Did you notice that no matter where you were in the room, his eyes were looking at you? That’s how you can tell it’s a great painting.

–Times Square

Overheard by: Jeff Scherer

  • Posted on August 14, 2015
  • Arts & Letters, Intelligentsia, Rich people, Times Square
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