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We Only Have the Ones That Make Them Ask Stupid Questions

Man: Hey, do you have any whistles? You know — the kind that shut people up when you blow them?
Clerk: No.
Man: Fuck!

–47th & Broadway

  • Posted on August 14, 2015
  • Idiots, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Questions, Store, Stupidity
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