Softball coach: Who’s not here? Who’s ever not here, raise your hand!
–Prospect Park
Overheard by: Andrea
Woman: Some people are idea people but don’t do anything about it, and some people are executioners.
–2/3 train
Hippie: Yeah, it sucks, he needs a quintuplet bypass!
–Red Hook post office
Overheard by: Mia Mylet
Girl: Well, I’m taking Portuguese this semester, ’cause it’s a requirement to be an accountant.
–NYU Bobst Library
Overheard by: Greg
