Ghetto girl to booty-smacking friends who knocked into passerby: Damn, girl! See what happens when you got a big ass? Innocent bystanders get hit!
–7 train
Overheard by: bill R
Young guy: I don’t know names, I just know booties and faces.
–11th St Pier
Truck driver to old lady standing off curb: Back that ass up!
–Houston & Broadway
Overheard by: Christine
Hobo to girl in striped spandex leggings: Ummm… Um, that’s some ass. I wish I could develop lockjaw and never let go!
–E 5th St, between 1st & 2nd
Middle-aged guy: … And so she’s like, ‘Why do you want a house in the Hamptons when you have a house in the city?’ Why? Because I can’t look at fine ass in the city.
–Chinatown
Overheard by: Rosie
