Bagboy: What’s with all the bruises?
Cashier girl: My boyfriend likes to bite.
Bagboy: What? You dating vampires now but you still won’t go out with Tommy?
–Whole Foods, Union Square
Overheard by: next in line
Bagboy: What’s with all the bruises?
Cashier girl: My boyfriend likes to bite.
Bagboy: What? You dating vampires now but you still won’t go out with Tommy?
–Whole Foods, Union Square
Overheard by: next in line
