She’s Here, She’s Queer, She’s Not Used to It

Lesbian #1: She told me they were having sex.
Lesbian #2: But what does she mean by sex? Do she mean like, fisting or with strap-ons, or what?
Lesbian #1: Well, she just came out, so I don’t think she knows yet.

–Bonnie’s Grill, Park Slope

Overheard by: Andrea