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Some Bottoms Find Their Tops Early in Life

Boy to mom: Mom -my dradle commands me.
Mom: Ummmm… Okay honey… I’m not sure its supposed to do that.

–UWS Bookstore

  • Posted on September 27, 2018
  • Boys, Default, Judaism, Kids, Moms, Paranoia
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