Some Say He Was Too Good of a Locksmith

Girl #1: I guess he’s not around.
Girl #2: He’s in jail!
Girl #1: No!
Girl #2: Darell’s in jail, girl.
Girl #1, pouting: Ohhh… And he just got his business cards!

–145th & Frederick Douglass, Harlem

Overheard by: Ernie Privetera