Girl #1: I like your pants.
Girl #2: Thanks.
Girl #1: You don’t happen to have any percocets in them?
–Barnes and Noble ladies’ room, 48th & 5th
Girl #1: I like your pants.
Girl #2: Thanks.
Girl #1: You don’t happen to have any percocets in them?
–Barnes and Noble ladies’ room, 48th & 5th