Still Less Embarrassing than Sublimating Her Need for a Boyfriend into a Guy Who Likes Dick

Queer: … And he had a huge dick.
Mortified fag hag covering her face: You can’t say that in public! People can hear you!
Queer: Yeah, we didn’t actually hook up. I just wanted to embarrass you.

–Upper West Side

Overheard by: someone at the next table