Still Say You'd Never Date a Jersey Girl?

Girl: I'm gonna miss smoking.
Guy: We both will. Oh, well…
Girl: I'll just replace it by giving you blowjobs all the time.
Guy: Yeah, we can't do that in public.
Girl: We can carry around a tent. Or I can carry around a parasol, and if anyone asks I can say I'm under my property and they're trespassing.

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