Stop Licking Him — You Don’t Know Where He’s Been!

Six‐year‐old to guy stranger while hiding behind mother on cell: Hi.
20‐something guy: Hello…
Six‐year‐old, grabbing guy’s hand: Hi.
20 something guy, confused: Hello…
Six‐year‐old to mom: I picked one!
Mom: You picked what? No! I told you that you could pick out the stamps, not a person! Put him back!

–Post office

Overheard by: Put back