Sure He Shits in a Box and Pukes on the Rug, but That’s Predictable

Woman #1: I just come home to problems.
Woman #2: I come home to everything nice.
Woman #1: No, I just have problems. It’s always problems with him!
Woman #2: My cat is just right there, and he’s always fine and doesn’t complain, and that’s why I just love having a cat instead.

–Pine St & William St

Overheard by: why i don’t have a cat