Teen boy: I really think that in Dracula the vampire dude is trying to bring the sexy back to England.
–F train
Overheard by: Mike N
Conductor: Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, this is your conductor. It seems that many of you enjoy cramming into this train as if there is not another one directly behind us. But I understand, for I am a very sexy conductor, and everyone wants to be on my train. If you do, please stand clear of the doors. Thank you.
–6 train, 59th St
Overheard by: Katey
Girl: That was a sexy garbage can…
–Stuyvesant High School
Little boy in stroller: I’m bringing sexy back!
–Park Slope
Overheard by: sarah B
