That Really Gets My Goat

Woman: No, I’m telling you, I’m right! He couldn’t eat the Trix because he was an adult rabbit, and Trix were only supposed to be for kids.
Man: Well, I always thought it was just because he was a rabbit and not a person.
[A period of silence — the woman looks down at her food.] Man: What’s wrong?
Woman: I’m just really getting tired of you always being wrong.

–Michael’s Restaurant, Broadway & 34th St, Astoria