That Was More Her Late Husband’s Thing

Woman #1: There is no ethical dilemma! It’s right there in the Bible!
Woman #2: Oh, Bible schmible.
Woman #1: Honestly, Helen. Is that the best rejoinder you can manage? Can we possibly have just one discussion without you pulling out the schmefix?

–Stuyvesant Town Oval

Overheard by: Laid-Off Dad