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That’s a Sentencing

Girl #1: I just came came back for vacation.
Girl #2: Really? From where?
Girl #1: New Jersey.
Girl #2: What? That’s not a vacation, bitch.

—R train

  • Posted on January 9, 2026
  • Friends, On the Subway, Travel, U.S. Geography
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