That’s Why I Only Date Homeless Nymphos Who Don’t Eat

Merrill Lynch yuppie: I paid my girlfriend’s rent! And her food! And I only get to have sex with her once a month! And it’s been like this for my past two relationships! I think I can handle having sex five times a month…
Girl: That’s too much!
Merrill Lynch yuppie: I make $1.5 million a year in Merrill Lynch!

–Tre Restaurant

Overheard by: D