Merrill Lynch yuppie: I paid my girlfriend’s rent! And her food! And I only get to have sex with her once a month! And it’s been like this for my past two relationships! I think I can handle having sex five times a month…
Girl: That’s too much!
Merrill Lynch yuppie: I make $1.5 million a year in Merrill Lynch!
–Tre Restaurant
Overheard by: D
