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That’s Why She Became a Bag Lady

Bag lady: What’s the matter, you get your wisdom teeth out?

The guy nods.

Bag lady: That’s pretty miserable, huh?

He nods.

Bag lady: Yeah, I remember when I took mine out.

–6 train

  • Posted on April 1, 2015
  • Body Parts, Hobos, On the Subway
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