The Extra Dollar Is for the Convenience of Being Able to Wrap Gifts Right Here on the J Train

Older boy: We are selling wrapping paper to raise money for our trip. You can buy a roll for two bucks.
Younger boy: But you can go to the store and buy that paper for one dollar.
Older boy: Why you hatin’?! Why you hatin’?!

–42nd & 6th

Overheard by: John B