The Market Value of a Call From Mike Is Apparently Fairly High

Girl #1: Yeah, so Mike and Nicole talk every day now!
Girl #2: What the fuck? Mike never calls me. I haven’t talked to him in weeks. What an asshole!
Girl #1: When was the last time you gave Mike a blowjob?

–Bed Bath & Beyond, 61st & 1st

Overheard by: i don’t want to give mike a bj