The News Has Gotten So Boring Lately

Stoner #1: Yo, why did newsboys used to shout “Extra!” when they’d sell papers?
Stoner #2: I don’t know… maybe the news was about.. like… X-Men… like, mutants…
Stoner #1: Yeah… true… maybe.

–University & 8th

Overheard by: Alyson Leigh