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The Premature Ejaculators’ Society‘s in New York on Business

British guy #1, weaving through umbrellas: You paid for a good time, not a long time.
British guy #2, sounding disgruntled: Well, I want a refund.

–Outside Bubba Gump Shrimp, Times Square

Overheard by: Mildred and Gertrude

  • Posted on March 9, 2021
  • Brits, Compare/Contrast, Default, Guys, Money & Class, Restaurants & Cafes, Times Square, Wishes & desires
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