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The Republic of Nutty Texas

Texan Guy #1: Wow, I haven’t owned an overcoat in years!
Texan Guy #2: In Texas if you wear one they’ll shoot you! It means you’re a bank robber.

–Madison Ave & 43rd

  • Posted on October 22, 2015
  • Clothing, Crime and Punishment, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Rednecks, Shoot, U.S. Geography
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