The Unusual Proclivities of Wednesday One-liners

Guy: Give me a break, she’s into scat! She’ll eat shit, but she won’t lick some ketchup off my hand?

–Folsom Street East

Hipster chick: I didn’t get spat on. I wanted to real bad. But it didn’t happen.

–3rd & St. Marks

Overheard by: robothater