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The Waitress Served Her, and Then Served Her Food

Waitress: Do you want the pierogies boiled or fried?
Lady: What’s the difference?
Waitress: One’s boiled, one’s fried.

–Veselka, 2nd Avenue & 9th Street

  • Posted on August 6, 2025
  • Food, Ladies Who Lunch, Union Square and East Village, Waitresses
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