The White Witch Vows to Freeze Narnia Forever

Black girl: Okay, everybody, here’s where we learn to dance! Everybody repeat after me. To the left, to the right, to the left, to the right… [Passengers sway and laugh.]Sour WASP lady to adjacent white passenger: Is this what people are like when they’re on crack?

–3 train, 125th St

Overheard by: Rich Mintz