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Then What's Moist Gerbil?

Girl student #1: God, this rain. I look like a drowned rat.
Girl student #2: Yeah, but you can pull it off.
Girl student #1: Yeah, I guess drowned rat is like the new dry mouse.

–Washington Square Park

  • Posted on June 13, 2015
  • Animals & Nature, Compare/Contrast, Parks, Physical appearance, Students, Washington Square Park, Weather
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