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They've Skipped

Conductor #1 on loudspeaker: Let's call the dispatcher and see if we can skip some stops.
Conductor #2 on loudspeaker: I did. They're not picking up.

–Downtown F Train

Overheard by: Maggie

  • Posted on December 26, 2008
  • Cars and Driving, Conductors, On the Subway, Public Transportation
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