Lesbian hipster to girlfriend, smiling: I love that you get on my nerves now!
–St. Mark’s & 3rd Ave
Overheard by: Dan
Hoochie on cell: Look, I love you — you’re my best friend — but if I don’t hang up this phone, I’m going to tell you what I really think, and you’ll be pissed.
–Penn Station
Overheard by: EthanK
WASP yuppie on cell: We were really proud of ourselves… And then we stayed in a loving place all day.
–N train platform, Astoria
Drunk guy: The thing I hate about Tom Cruise is how much I love Tom Cruise! [Contemplative pause, then] It really fucks me up, man.
–34th & 30th
