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Those Humps on Their Backs? Cancer.

Pizza dude: That guy smokes like a camel. Every 5 minutes he’s in there. He uses it as an excuse. And then it smells.

–Hotline Pizza, Bensonhurst

  • Posted on August 17, 2023
  • Animals & Nature, One-liners, Restaurants & Cafes, Scents of the City, Smoking, Stupidity, Waiters
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