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Tick, Tock. Tick, Tock.

Waiter: If the Health Department showed up now we’d be out of business tomorrow.

–Barrymore’s, W. 45th Street

  • Posted on January 6, 2026
  • Business and Commerce, Food, Health and Hygiene, Restaurants & Cafes, Waiters
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