Translation: Nobody’s Texting Me

Jappy girl #1: Oh god! I just got a text from Jason. I want to write back something very biting and sarcastic. What about “shouldn’t you be with your girlfriend right now?“
Jappy girl #2: (silent)
Jappy girl #1: Too much?
Jappy girl #2: I don’t care.

–7th St & Ave A

Overheard by: gregor