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Two for Me, Dumb for You

Girl #1: What should I get? Milky Way or a Twix?
Girl #2: Get the Twix, there’s a cookie in it so you’ll burn more calories by chewing that.

–Kmart, Penn Station

  • Posted on October 26, 2015
  • Advice, Bimbettes, Diet/Weight, Junk Food & Fast Food, Penn Station, Store, Stupidity
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