Wait, You Mean Condoms Are Disposable?

Girl #1: Well, Jim and I have sex all the time without condoms. Then I had sex with Gary and we used one, but then Scott came and we didn’t use one. Then, that same night, Thomas came over and we used one. But that’s when my vagina started to hurt.
Girl #2: Maybe you should stop using it.

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: i wish i had my ipod