Large lady in sun dress to man in front of her: Do you want this seat? ‘Cause I can’t sit here and watch you play with yourself in front of me.
–F train, between Carroll St & Bergen St
Worker to partner: Next time he starts jerkin’ off, I wanna know.
–Manhattan & Nassau, Brooklyn
Guy on cell: Wanna know how I have fun? I go home, eat, jerk off and watch TV. Now that’s fun!
–29th & 7th
Suit: Man, if I was a woman, I’d be at home sticking everything inside me — cucumbers, hair brush handles, whatever I could find!
–Broadway & Crescent Ave, Long Island City
Overheard by: tracy
College chick on cell: Yay for masturbation! And yay for date rape!
–N train
Overheard by: Bionic Womyn
